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HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER

1 :最低人類0号:2007/10/09(火) 00:38:38 ID:kKFEJU+C
HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE.

LAST NIGHT I UNSHEATHED MY MUNGO MAN SPOUT FROM MY JEANS AND FLOPPED IT DOWN IN FRONT OF YOUR MOTHER - YOUR SENILE DOWNSTAIRS NEIGHBOUR TAPPED AT HER CEILING BECAUSE OF THE CLAMOR.

YOUR MOM WAS BARELY ABLE TO NIBBLE AT MY PLUMP, PRODIGIOUS MEMBER BEFORE I GRABBED IT LIKE A LASSO AND SMACKED HER ACROSS THE FACE SO HARD SHE FLEW, SPINNING, ONTO THE BED BENT OVER - AWAITING THE ADMISSION OF MY THROBBING ACREAGE OF FLESH.

SHE COULD ONLY TAKE 30 SECONDS OF HALF MY SCROTAL CAMEL BEFORE SHE FAINTED. I FINISHED UP AND BESTOWED A STUNNING LIKENESS OF THE POPE ON HER BACK IN BABY SPACKLE. I USED HER TOOTH BRUSH AS TOILET PAPER AND LEFT A QUARTER ON HER ASS.

SHE CALLED ME FOUR TIMES TODAY.

I GUARANTEE IT.

2 :Q. ◆QqqQQqQCYU :2007/10/10(水) 23:01:34 ID:ZL7tJxCg
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MAJI? CYO UKERU!
TTEYU-KA SAIKIN DO YO?
KONDO ISSYONI AKIBA IKO ZE!
ORE NO FIGIA COREKUSYON
MISETE YARUYO!


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